We cabbed back to the main boulevard and found a brewery called Шато (Shato or possibly Chateau?). This was Claudia’s last night in Ukraine, so we decided to go big. When our waiter came by, we told him that we each wanted one of the brewery’s specials.
Erica: “Give me the самый большый! 2 Liters”
Waiter: “That size is for two people.”
Waiter: “Okay, 0.5 liters.”
Claudia and I laughed so hard after he walked away. It seems like this entire trip, people have given us strange looks when we order way more food than they are used to seeing girls eat. This waiter just flat out told me, “No.” It’s like when you order Chinese takeout and you get your meal with four sets of chop sticks. Fail, in the best possible way.